7/11/18: Noodle Club

Noodle Club, Noodle Club
It’s not about the pasta
Sometimes we get sushi
Sometimes we go Rasta
Noodle Club, Noodle Club
Number one’s our hero
And everyone agrees except for Michael Shapiro

Brian orders large size
Tommy get’s the extra
Kevin’s very regular
But sometimes he has a beer
The pork is so amazing
Melting in your mouth
Gyoza on the side
So happy to be here

Noodle Club, Noodle Club
It’s not about the pasta
Sometimes we get sushi
Sometimes we go Rasta
Noodle Club, Noodle Club
Number one’s our hero
And everyone agrees except for Michael Shapiro

Well he’s not exactly an agreeable guy, is he?
Exactly!

Nearly every Friday
On Pensacola street
We get rock-star parking
The manager’s our friend
Annoying metal stools
They need to paint the wall
Find who banged Brenda’s car
Never let it end

Noodle Club, Noodle Club
It’s not about the pasta
One time we went to dim sum
Twice we went Rasta
Noodle Club, Noodle Club
Number one’s our hero
And everyone agrees except for Michael Shapiro

I mean… has anyone EVER witnessed Michael Shapiro agreeing to ANYTHING?
NOT!

Sometimes there’s a movie
We prefer Sci-fi
Sometimes we get desert
Brian needs chocolate
Noodle club is open
Anyone can join
Stamp card discount
Put it in your pocket

Noodle Club, Noodle Club
It’s not about the pasta
Sometimes we get sushi
Sometimes we go Rasta
Noodle Club, Noodle Club
Number one’s our hero
And everyone agrees except for Michael Shapiro

So since he’s not even here, I think it’s important to trash Mr. Shapiro and his disagreeableness as much as possible.
Yes… like he keeps saying he’ll join us and then never shows up.
Or makes some lame excuse about being so very busy all the time.
Yea… like nobody else is busy.
Ha!
Disagreeable!
Disagreeable indeed.
So… we’re all agreed yes?
Yes…

Everyone agrees
Everyone agrees
Everyone agrees

Everyone agrees…
Except for Michael Shapiro

 

 

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