Random Awesomeness

funnyhow asking the mad king anything you know he won’t like (and you should know what that is) will get you nowhere at best and possibly get you somewhere you’d really rather not go not funnythat it’s no stretch at all to imagine certain journalists particularly unliked by the mad king being suddenly disappeared for [...]

hogtied to our existential crisis bedsas death spiralsin our stupid spinning headsbut we’re not dead just dumbproperly dumb frank said it years ago as wellour dumb is ugly on the sideand you can tellthis brainless hell is upon our own moronic bumssince we’ve been appropriately mum we never saw this comingno one can predict what’s [...]

deep downbeyond the darknessthat permeatesthroughout this monsterlike the stench of chicken shiton a hot summer day a kind of oasisis clinging to existence not exactly the brightest point of lightor shining city on a hillstill it is herein which hope endures but this santuaryfor the martyrs to sanitythe multitudesblessed by happenstanceand good will this place [...]

wouldn’t it be funnyif the last thing you ever paid any kind of attention tobefore you diedwas a shitty wi-fitrying to keep you from seeing (for something like the twelfth time) your least favorite episode of rick and morty you knowthe one with the dragons or…if somehowas you loose consciousnessfor the very last timeand you’re [...]

after the stormcomes the rageagainst hopeless violenceturned from panic’s page minds screechingcreeping awarenessbeseeching don’t ask howthat future’s pastfar beyondany sense or novelty now to wit from the pitbegins againconstruction and more than thisbear to witnessor dare feigned instruction did any truthtruly survivethat daywhat was learned to staywith feet of claywhile a better realityburned my ambiguity [...]

it’s anybody’s guessand everyone is guessingbut it’s everybody’s mess the talking headsthe massesfucking chattering classesand you will never know so i shall guess againit’s freeand flowinglike the truth of me growingin our collective gutdon’t shut your mouthor hesitate lest conjectures congregateunfit to find the logicwhen even points of dataare suspect Peace/Love/Awareness m(~_~)m

you did this on purposedidn’t youpush the creepy weird nazi dork vibeuntil our greed was finally overcomeby revulsion yea but…since we all know this whole thingwas a heistseems the fact that you are leaving nowindicates that the primary goods are secureand such silly distractions are no longer necessary time to slip out the back with [...]

a twenty-five-year-oldrecently asked me if i“believed in regulation” i don’t remember my exact response but…it’s way too simple when regulation is driven by profitthe cost/benefit balanceis measuredin terms of profitor lack-there-of when regulation is driven by public well-beingthe cost/benefit balanceis measuredin terms of public well-beingor lack-there-of obviously i tried to temper my toneto avoid the [...]