B: Ok so today we are talking with an imp
I: THE imp
B: I’m sorry?
I: There are many imp-like beings out there and a whole lotta impishness in general so I just wanna be clear. I am the imp, the embodiment of imp, the mischievous spirit that defines the imp in us all
B: Oh… ok so I guess… so then why don’t you give my audience a good definition of…
I: Why indeed?
B: Excuse me?
I: Just a little devil… cute… a cute little devil
B: The Devil? Oh my…
I: A devil! Just a cute little devilish energy that crawls under the skin and makes that itch to do something devilish just a little bit more… itchy
B: But isn’t the Devil pure evil?
I: No such thing
B: As the Devil?
I: No, no such thing as pure evil
B: Oh really what about…
I: Yea yea yea so now you could go on and list all kinds of horrible stuff like rape, torture, child abuse and the like and argue the point that only this thing you call “pure evil” could be responsible for such things. We’ll I’m sorry to burst your audience’s little bubbles out there in whereeverthehelltheyareland but that’s just not how the cookie crumbles
B: Cookie?
I: Just trying to lighten things up you know… make it cute
B: Cute! How on earth could those pure evil things you just mentioned, and I am going to call them that, how does cute…
I: Oh you know… that’s just me, being my authentic self. As the Imp
B: Ok Let’s move on
I: It’s about time
B: Huh?
I: You started it
B: Whatever… Mr. Imp…
I: Just Imp
B: What?
I: No Mister. Just Imp, just call me imp got it? It’s not rocket science. It shouldn’t be hard for a seemingly intelligent person like you to understand but then… ((^~^)) ….
B: What was that?
I: What was what?
B: That face you just made
I: What do you mean? I didn’t “make a face” what does that even mean anyway? Make a face. A face is a face, I didn’t make mine any more than you made yours. No matter what it might look like… and yours is not exactly umm…
B: Are you insinuating there is something wrong with my face?
I: (-_-)
B: Now you’re just screwing with me.
I: Ha! If I was going to screw with you, you’d know it… well actually not. As the one true imp if I wanted to really screw with you… you’d like it ((^o^))
B: There! You made that face again
I: No that was a completely different face
B: Ha! Gotcha!
I: Dang!

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