You’re my best Facebook Friend
You’re my best Facebook Friend
When I need someone to like me
On you I can depend
You’re my best Facebook Friend
You’re the only reason I get out of bed
You always like the things I post
And comment on my thread
You tag and share my photos
Give my stats their upward trend
You’re my best Facebook Friend
You’re my best Facebook Friend
You’re my best Facebook Friend
When I need someone to like me
On you I can depend
You’re my best Facebook Friend
With you I know I’ll never feel alone
You’re always with me in this app
Installed upon my phone
When I go live I see you
Floating by through till the end
You’re my best Facebook Friend
You’re my best Facebook Friend
You’re my best Facebook Friend
When I need someone to like me
On you I can depend
You’re my best Facebook Friend
Sometimes I get in that certain mood
That’s when I start posting
Pictures of my food…
Ok so how many of you have ever posted a photo of your food?
Of course you have
Did anyone like it?
Of course they did
Did anyone comment on how good it looked?
And how did that make you feel?
Ok so how many of you have ever posted a photo of your turd?
Come one now… be honest
What the difference? It’s still just your food
Just in a different form
Well, I just want you to know that if you did
Post a picture of your turd
I would like it
I would even comment on how good it looked
I would do that for you
I promise
Because…
Cause I’m your best Facebook Friend
I’m your best Facebook Friend
When you need some affirmation
Time could not be better spent
I’m your best Facebook Friend
I’m your best Facebook Friend
And though you’ve never met me
Face to face I can pretend
Cause I’m your best Facebook Friend
