Noodle Club, Noodle Club
It’s not about the pasta
Sometimes we get hotpot
then Little Sheep’s our masta
Noodle Club, Noodle Club
Number one is still our hero
And everyone agrees except for Michael Shapiro
Tommy gets tonkatsu
Brian takes it black
Kevin changes up his broth
But now always has a beer
Veggies add a nice new taste
and feel oh so healthy
stuff the gyoza in your mouth
So happy to be here
Noodle Club, Noodle Club
It’s not about the pasta
WE really like the hotpot
Little Sheep’s moving up real fasta
Noodle Club, Noodle Club
Number one is still ground zero
And everyone agrees except for Michael Shapiro
Well I heard he doesn’t even like noodles anyway.
Yea, so did I… nutz-to-im then.
We rarely miss a Friday
driving all the way to town
park in anyplace we want
the waitress is our friend
she remembers what we order
the males are hard to train
Tommy made a t-shirt
We will never let it end
Noodle Club, Noodle Club
It’s not about the pasta
One time we went to Easy-Q
more and more we go for hotpot
Noodle Club, Noodle Club
Number one is still our hero
And everyone agrees except for Michael Shapiro
I mean… after that last online quibble Michael started on Tommy’s thread, I’m not sure we should even mention him in this song anymore.
Our friends are always welcome
My sweetheart will be soon
Brenda sometimes joins us
but number one does not agree
Sometimes we see a movie
entertainment must be mindless
Kevin orders tickets
but is losing his rights to choose what we see
Noodle Club, Noodle Club
It’s not about the pasta
WE really really like the hotpot
Little Sheep’s a rising masta
Noodle Club, Noodle Club
Number one is still our hero
And everyone agrees except for Michael Shapiro
So since he’s not even here, I think it’s important to trash Mr. Shapiro and his disagreeableness as much as possible.
Yes… he never even tries to say he’ll show up anymore.
I think we’d rather have a lame excuse about being so very busy all the time.
He hates noodle club anyway.
and what about his poetry?
will we EVER hear any poetry from him?
Does he really have a PHD?
Ha!
Disagreeable!
Disagreeable indeed.
So… we’re all agreed yes?
Yes…
Everyone agrees
Everyone agrees
Everyone agrees
Everyone agrees…
Except for Michael Shapiro
