Random Awesomeness

Caution: scatological content ------ but by that caveat please don’t assume another shitty scat the history’s way too poo deep for that to follow what would only lead to wallow boop di boo poop di poo skiddly scatily scoop di doo doo only now re-dipping toes in no need for sticking nose in the rim’s [...]

dreams come true they do in those sweet silent moments between my most peaceful thoughts and the way i feel every time i look at you gentle waves of energy flow between us tingling constantly wantingly imploring me to touch you it can happen anytime anywhere with no more warning than the morning dew i [...]

now i lay me down the drain i pray to drive the wiser lane help me squash the shit refrain the strength to wash my rubbish brain indeed it feeds me it’s need still bleeds me i watch myself run from random joy and give all my fun to the broken sad toy now i [...]

Once upon a time In a galaxy far far away On a planet where the dominant life forms All evolved From peanuts… Part one, The Great Roasting ——— “Nuts… “ “Dad, you mustn’t talk like that” “My use of expletives is none of your concern Sonny. I’ll curse any old way I want thank you [...]

the bank was nervous that day the man was not he remembered how it had been before the parties the unmitigated minds of creation the power there was no stopping them then no person or people or government the gods themselves were compelled to take heed everyone of consequence was on the team and he [...]

sometimes it’s impossible sometimes avoiding a boundary is not always the same as respecting one sometimes the border is more ambit than barrier sometimes energetic flow of wants and needs need not be always verbalized intuitive glow of thoughts and deeds can with care be realized sometimes it’s impossible sometimes avoiding a boundary is not [...]

it was a thing a place of coolness a vibe unique at least to the likes of this humble creature of such places and the first of many to come dark and dank even in the middle of the day and by all means one had to be sure and get there by 7 on [...]

oh great spirit purveyor of peace universal energy of unconditional love and heart stay my stoic mind ease my stolid soul grant me now again to cry without the shame or toxic fear of endless tears and fail to fall apart there was a time when all it took was harshness in the voice a [...]

his words just hung there as uncomfortable a thing as it was unavoidable like a pernicious turd pinched off too soon and then as luck would have it this shit was not done not by a long shot this unfinished business he seemed to need to release on us all felt as if it might [...]

the other day looked at me with a smile i didn’t care then and i don’t care now (___) please understand i’m not ungrateful at all daily recognition and appreciation of this life and its gift is what sustains me i just found the way the peace of mind body and spirit that i now [...]