He faked to the left and he faked to the right
And he snatched the purse from your hand
“Someone stop me,” he cried,
As he faded from sight,
“Won’t nobody help a naked man?”
“Won’t nobody help a naked man?”

—— Randy Newman

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It’s better to sleep naked
It’s is good for the skin
It helps with intimacy
Shamefulness and sin

Naked’s close to nature
Who we really are
Immunity and money
Savings near and far

Bravely now I face my fears
Show the naked me
Better when I do wear clothes
Now that you can see

Naked now fully human
Innocence exposed
Then why is it so different
For women without clothes